Belly Button and Left Elbow Walk Into a Bar

I’ve often wondered how high people’s belly buttons are. Sometimes when I wake up I’m convinced my left leg is a little longer than the right. I can imagine what would happen if my knees were magnetic. When I wake up in the morning, I’m always at least one and a half metres away from where I fell asleep. I wonder if my nose just wandered off when I wasn’t paying attention.

Filmed by Tara Aliya Kesavan, this is an attempt to feel at home in my terrifyingly strange body and to make you examine your navel in the process.